I went with a couple friends to the Blanton last night, as the museum has been hosting a periodic event called, regrettably, "B Scene". The event, featuring new works of art, hors d'oeuvres, and a "DJ" sounded promising.
We walked in on what passed to most as a performance piece. On a pedestal was a garbage bag and a person inside it, moving to, well, music that sounded like slow techno. That was it.
Wait, that's actually not it. There's more -- mercilessly. We walked up the wide, main stairwell (the space is beautiful by the way, and, thus, sorely squandered) and here came a man and a woman, looking catatonic, holding in front of them a garbage bag each, descending with all ceremonial drama past us down the stairs.
Having experienced enough of the trash dance, my friends and I wandered a bit around to see the collection (which was fair) and when we got back down I decided to ask a few people what they thought of the performance. Most people I asked were not even around for it, though the place was pretty full when we arrived. (I wonder if the act chased them out.)
I asked one guy, who told me he worked for Dell, if he'd seen what transpired and he said, "Yeah, it was... interesting. I mean it didn't really make sense, but it's art. Art doesn't make sense."
Bingo. Art doesn't make sense. I asked him if he'd ever seen a Goya painting and he said, "You're asking the wrong guy. I'm not an art expert."
The average American has abdicated the power of demanding something good of its artists and writers. They've allowed the academy and other institutions to determine what's good art. They're convinced that art shouldn't make sense, is always difficult, and you must be a trained expert in order to engage it. In turn, artists and those of us who teach art in the academy haven't done enough to instruct people on how to trust their
innate expertise on art and song. Here's the news: it doesn't require expertise, unless expertise is diastole and systole. We've encouraged a culture that cannot discern ambiguity from mystery.
Around the hors d'ouevres, I overheard one guy ask another guy where the garbage was. "Right there," I said, pointing to the bag lying empty in front of the stage. He said, "Really?" I said, "Yup."
Epilogue:
We exited the Blanton and there was another outdoor event related to the event inside. I turned the corner to enter and was stopped by a gleeful woman representing ArtBuffs, a group of under-forty professionals who gather around their appreciation for art.
I asked our sentry, I mean potential host, what she thought of the performance. She said she'd seen the rehearsal for it (There was a rehearsal!) and said quite enthusiastically that it was "interesting" and she went on to describe seeing a woman in a garbage bag on a chair. I told her that I had once, when I was eleven, put my brother in a garbage bag and I didn't get invited to a museum for that. Bad boy. Good art.